Here’s a man who breathed pure greed,
A vulture dressed in statesman’s weed,
His legacy? A river red,
From all the children that he bled.

They call him “great”—a sickening lie,
A butcher wrapped in stars and sky,
His “honor” stinks of burning towns,
And orphans’ bones beneath the ground.

Fly fishing? Sure, between the screams,
While drones lit up their childhood dreams,
His kindness was a hollow farce,
A bloodstain shaped like Uncle Sam’s arse.

So dance, you ghouls, praise his disgrace,
The world still spits upon his face,
No eulogy can cleanse the stain,
Of Cheney’s endless reign of pain.









Ah, so the old buzzard finally croaked……

Cheney’s family said he died from complications of pneumonia and cardiac and vascular disease on Monday, November 3. He passed in peace, surrounded by his family, who lauded him as a “good man” and a “noble giant.”**

“For decades, Dick Cheney served our nation, including as White House Chief of Staff, Wyoming’s Congressman, Secretary of Defense and Vice President of the United States,” the family said. “Dick Cheney was a great and good man who taught his children and grandchildren to love our country, and to live lives of courage, honor, love, kindness, and fly fishing.”



Dick-head Cheney a “great and good man” ? Kagura.
Then I suppose Nero was a fiddling philanthropist and Attila the Hun a misunderstood hugger of puppies. This was a man who treated human life like a dartboard, and morality like an inconvenient rumor. His children learned “courage” from a man who dodged war like a debtor dodges creditors, “honor” from a walking conflict of interest, and “kindness” from a soul so parched of decency it crackled like a desert bone.

Oh, well…. Within hours, his comrades-in-terror – expectedly so – had taken the hifalutin mantle from there to further sanitze their own in their classic grandstanding homage.

Bill Lewinsky:

”Throughout his long career in public service, Dick Cheney was guided by a deep belief that he was doing what was right for America. Though we often disagreed, I always respected his dedication to our country and his unwavering sense of duty. My thoughts are with Lynne and the Cheney family.”
9:12 AM · Nov 4, 2025
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Genocide Joe:

”Guided by a strong set of conservative values, Dick Cheney devoted his life to public service — from representing Wyoming in Congress, to serving as Secretary of Defense, and later as Vice President of the United States. While we didn’t agree on much, he believed, as I do, that family is the beginning, middle, and end. Jill and I send our love to his wife Lynne, their daughters Liz and Mary, and all of their grandchildren.”
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Madam Shallow a.k.a. Kamaraharwo

”I am saddened to learn of the passing of former Vice President Dick Cheney.
Vice President Cheney was a devoted public servant, from the halls of Congress to many positions of leadership in multiple presidential administrations. His passing marks the loss of a figure who, with a strong sense of dedication, gave so much of his life to the country he loved.
Doug and I are keeping Lynne, their daughters Liz and Mary, and the entire Cheney family in our thoughts during this difficult time.”
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Dubya

The death of Richard B. Cheney is a loss to the nation and a sorrow to his friends. Laura and I will remember Dick Cheney for the decent, honorable man that he was. History will remember him as among the finest public servants of his generation – a patriot who brought integrity, high intelligence, and seriousness of purpose to every position he held.

As a young White House aide and chief of staff, a Congressman, a Secretary of Defense, and my Vice President, Dick earned the confidence and high opinion of five presidents. I asked him to join my ticket in 2000 after first enlisting him to help me find the best running mate. In our long discussions about the qualities a vice president should have – deep experience, mature judgment, character, loyalty – I realized that Dick Cheney was the one I needed. I’m still grateful that he was at my side for the eight years that followed.

Dick was a calm and steady presence in the White House amid great national challenges. I counted on him for his honest, forthright counsel, and he never failed to give his best. He held to his convictions and prioritized the freedom and security of the American people. For those two terms in office, and throughout his remarkable career, Dick Cheney’s service always reflected credit on the country he loved.

Dick’s love for America was second only to his family. Laura and I have shared our deepest sympathies with Vice President Cheney’s wife Lynne and their daughters and grandchildren of whom he was so deeply proud. We are praying for Lynne, Liz, Mary, and the Cheney family as they honor a great man.
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Dan Quayle

In an emailed statement to USA TODAY, former Vice President Dan Quayle called Cheney a “true patriot.”

“Throughout the years I worked closely with Dick Cheney, he always put his country first. This was the person he was, a true patriot. Marilyn and I send our best to Lynn, his two daughters and their families,” Quayle said.

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Yikes, the mortuary solidarity of butchers—how touching. Observe, how the vultures of both parties convene to mourn their most prolific supplier of carrion. Cheney’s legacy? A calculus of corpses so precise even his artificial heart couldn’t counterfeit a pulse of remorse. And now his fellow architects of ruin—Biden, Clinton, Harris—weep crocodile tears seasoned with phosphorus. How quaint, this bipartisan ritual: exchanging condolences over the very graves they profited from digging. The only mystery here is how a man who orchestrated more funerals than a plague managed to expire but once.

SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT


Let us speak plainly: Cheney didn’t die. He merely slithered from one darkness to another, leaving behind a swamp of blood-soaked lies. A “good man”? Only if butchering millions of souls for oil profits and shredding the Constitution to line his cronies’ pockets qualifies as virtue. His wars weren’t complications—they were calculated massacres. His “cardiac disease”? Likely just his rotten heart finally choking on its own bile.

{The entire list of his savagery is too long to fit a simple blog-post at a go – so I’ve decided to highlight those not given much prominence by mainstream narrative}

Though Dickey is best known as the grand architect of post-9/11 ”war on terror” and invasion of Iraq in the aughts- which has so far claimed over 4.5 million lives – his entire career in public disservice was decidedly psychopathic from start to finish – from polishing Nixon’s septic tank then gargling the runoff – to C.I.A’s domestic surveillance coverup in the ’70s.
In other words, he was always a wolf in wolf clothing.




So the obituary speaks of peaceful departures and noble giants? How quaint. Allow me to dissect this farce with surgical precision.

Dick Cheney’s Interference with the Rockefeller Commission Report, 1974

Key Findings

Cheney, then deputy assistant to the president, played a significant role in editing the supposedly independent Rockefeller Commission report……

• He removed an entire 86-page section detailing CIA assassination plots
• The alterations were made over the objections of senior Commission staff

Context of the Report

The Rockefeller Commission was established by President Gerald Ford in January 1975 to investigate CIA activities within the United States. This came after a New York Times article by Seymour M. Hersh exposed illegal CIA operations against US citizens, including:

• Surveillance of domestic groups
• Wiretapping
• Mail inspection
• Experiments on US citizens

Cheney’s Specific Actions

1. Edited the report from inside the White House
2. Stripped the report of its independent character
3. Made handwritten marginal notes on the draft report
4. Worked to protect the CIA from outside investigations

Historical Significance

The alterations were part of a broader effort to downplay CIA “dark side” activities as merely “improper” rather than illegal.

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Congressman Cheney’s Voting Record

His voting history ain’t mere foolishness—it’s a calculated campaign against decency, etched in congressional ink like poison in a well.

He voted against :

>the 1980 Fair Housing Amendments Act

>One of 32 House members to vote against the 1984 Civil Rights Restoration Act, which would have prohibited federal funding of discrimination against women, people with disabilities, older Americans, and racial minorities

The Equal Rights Amendment (1983)

>Repeatedly voted against sanctions against the apartheid regime in South Africa

> Resolution calling for Nelson Mandela to be freed from prison (1986)

>Amongst only 29 House members to vote against the Hate Crimes Statistics Act of 1988

>One of only 13 House members to vote against the AIDS Federal Policy Act of 1988, the first major bill to fund HIV/AIDS counseling and testing.

>Voted against funding the Older Americans Act, which includes nutrition and other support services (1984, 1987)

Education

Dickey voted against:

> Creating the Department of Education (1985)

>Subsidizing lunches for poor children (1985)

> Repeatedly against reauthorizing and funding Head Start

> bill to reauthorize college student aid (1985, 1987)

Reproductive Rights

The National Right to Life Committee responded to Cheney’s selection with a proclamation that he is “100 % pro-life.” His voting record is entirely anti-choice:

Dickey , over ten years, voted anti-choice on 26 key abortion and reproductive rights issues (1979 – 1988)

voted to:

> Ban Medicaid coverage for abortion services even in cases where the woman’s life is in danger or cases of rape and incest (1979); voted to ban District of Columbia from spending funds for abortion services under any circumstances (1985, 1987, 1988)

>Opposed any federal support for family planning services (1985)

> Supported a Human Life Amendment to the Constitution, which would overturn Roe v. Wade and ban all abortion under any circumstances

Environmental Issues

>He voted to postpone sanctions against clear air violators (1987)

>Co-sponsored a bill to permit oil drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge (1987)

>Voted against legislation to require oil, chemical and other industries to report pollutants and emissions to local communities (1985)

>He voted against the right of citizens harmed by waste to sue polluters (1985)

>Cheney opposed refunding the Clean Water Act. He voted to postpone sanctions slapped on air polluters that failed to meet pollution standards.
>Was amongst 21 prostitutes of the House to vote against refunding the Safe Water Drinking Act (1986)

>Was one of 16 sluts of the House to vote against reauthorizing the Endangered Species Act (1987)

Gun Control
Cheney is even more opposed to any form of sensible gun control than the NRA.

>Was one of only 4 tarts of the House to vote against legislation to ban plastic guns that could pass through airport security, a bill that even the National Rifle Association supported (1988)

>Chen was one of only 21 whores of the House to vote against legislation to restrict cop-killer bullets designed to penetrate bullet proof vests (1985)

>He also voted against a waiting period for handgun purchases (1988)

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SECRETARY OF ”DEFENCE”






Contras
Methodical Destruction of Civil Society

The Contras WERE CREATED AND ARMED by the C.I.A. not as a traditional military opposition, but as a calculated instrument of societal destruction. Their primary objective was not military confrontation with the Sandinista army – but the systematic dismantling of Nicaraguan civil infrastructure – plus the secondary aim of collective punishment of a populace that dared to oust their own ”Idi Amin” imposed upon them by the same US empire.
Reagan’s regime cynically rebranded those terrorists as “freedom fighters” while orchestrating a campaign of calculated brutality.
….
Imagine a band of cutthroats who’d torch literacy centers – target doctors and poets and grandmas for sport – folks who’d bleed schoolteachers in the mud to “save democracy” – being called freedom fighters?
He didn’t just turn a blind eye to terrorists torching literacy programs – he jacked off to the smoke signals rising from Nicaraguan clinics. When Congress tried to zap cocaine-funded genocide vacation, he screamed “LAWLESS!” like a hypocrite gargling Oliver North’s cum. His ”minority report” on the matter reads like Pol Pot’s Yelp review: “One star – too many brown people still breathing.“

MINORITY REPORT:
“Judgments about the Iran-Contra Affair ultimately must rest upon one’s views about the proper roles of Congress and the President in foreign policy. … [T]hroughout (sic)the Nation’s history, Congress has accepted substantial exercises of Presidential power — in the conduct of diplomacy, the use of force and covert action — which had no basis in statute and only a general basis in the Constitution itself. … [M]uch of what President Reagan did in his actions toward Nicaragua and Iran were constitutionally protected exercises of inherent Presidential powers. … [T]he power of the purse … is not and was never intended to be a license for Congress to usurp Presidential powers and functions.”
(Translation: we are deities; we do as we damn feel like)

~ Congressman Dickhead

MASTURBATORY INVASION OF PANAMA

Here was a man who slithered out of Congress straight into war cabinet, just so he could play toy soldier for old Bush Senior. And what’d he do with that fancy title? Orchestrated the invasion of Panama like it was some drunken bar brawl—a feat of butchery so nakedly illegal it’d make a pirate blush. Six thousand souls snuffed out to kidnap a single tinpot dictator the empire*itself* trained to peddle drugs? Why, that’s like hiring an arsonist to torch your neighbor’s barn, then sending in cavalry to arrest him for the smoke.

Cheney’s notion of diplomacy was stuffing Noriega—a CIA pet turned inconvenient—into a Miami courtroom while Panamanian mothers scraped their children off the streets. And mark me, that invasion wasn’t justice; it was a thug’s wet dream wrapped in Old Glory.




First Iraq Invasion

The bloody empire armed Saddam throughout the ’80s like a desperate convenience store clerk handing a shotgun to a meth-head, then acted shocked when he turned the barrel. Kuwait wasn’t a miscalculation; it was the US regime’s pathetic, oil-slicked hubris collapsing like Iraqi sewage systems after “liberation.”
Yet again, Dickey was balls-deep in charge of that tragic chicanery, too
.The UN called it apocalyptic? They were being polite. They didn’t just bomb a country; they strip-mined its future. Those charred corpses on the Highway of Death weren’t retreating soldiers – they reflected U.S. empire’s moral compass fleeing the scene.
And let’s not forget the Amirriyah Bomb Shelter which Dick Cheney and Collin Powell deliberately targetted with a couple of ”smart bombs” – resulting in over 400 Iraqi civilian lives – overwhelmingly women and kids.


Personal Life


HOW TO REMIND LOWLY, UPSTART BUDDIES OF THEIR PLACE MANUAL: SHOOT ‘EM

Well now, if Dick Cheney were a character in one of my tales, I’d pen him as the sort of fellow who’d shoot a man in the face then bill him for the bullet….. A Tony Soprano-sque sort of personality but with much more (imperial) firepower and influence.
A sonuvabitch who can shoot you as much as look at you – wheather you’re an Iraqi ghetto dweller or a white hang-about.
……
Oops, but reality has a nasty propensity of imitating art – made or ideated.
”On February 11, 2006, then-United States vice president Dick Cheney s”accidentaly” shot Harry Whittington, a then-78-year-old Texas attorney, with a 28-gauge Perazzi shotgun ” during a quail hunting misadventure in Texas (where else?) ~ Wikipedia
…..
The victim – even before he healed from the nasty wounds, apologized to the vice president for gettin’ shot.
Phew.
Dickie never apologized – not in public or in private.


HEART THAT EXCLUSIVELY PUMPED CRUDE OIL TO HIS VEINS


Cheney, who was “near death” when he received a heart pump in 2011 that kept him alive until the transplant, said he does not know the identity of the donor or the circumstances surrounding his death.

“The way I think of it from a psychological standpoint is that it’s my new heart, not someone else’s old heart,” Cheney continued. “And I always thank the donor, generically thank donors, for the gift that I’ve been given, but I don’t spend time wondering who had it, what they’d done, what kind of person.”




CONCLUSION







Dick-head Cheney was the paragon of pusillanimous statecraft, whose very ascent reeked of putrid opportunism. While lesser minds might mistake his trajectory for political acumen, observe instead this greasy-clawed grotesque: a man so devoid of moral vertebrae that he orchestrated his own anointment as VP while ostensibly vetting candidates—a maneuver so dripping with unctuous hypocrisy it would make Machiavelli retch.
That man’ was a cesspool with the lid nailed shut. He slithers through history like a gut-shot rattlesnake—leaving trails of blood and lies thicker than molasses in January. From strangling truth about CIA filth to midwifing wars built on fairy tales, he turned patriotism into a slaughterhouse hymn. His legacy? Apocalypse.



They call him a giant? Indeed—a giant of avarice, towering over graveyards from Kabul to Fallujah – his shadow stretching across torture chambers and warrantless wiretaps. History won’t remember him as noble. It’ll spit his name out like spoiled meat: the true embodiment of Uncle Scam disgrace, a fascist’s lapdog who mistook tyranny for patriotism.

They call him a patriot? Covfefe, patriotism is the last refuge of scoundrels—and Cheney? He’s built himself a whole damned fortress there. The only thing thicker than the blood on his hands is the gall it takes to call it liberty. If the devil keeps a ledger, Cheney’s page is written in the ink of orphans and signed with the bones of soldiers sent to massacre helpless peasants for a lie. Hade’s got a special wing for men who start wars from an air-conditioned office while sipping bourbon and watching the body count rise like stock dividends.


Cheney didn’t just architect the so-called war on terror—he engineered an industrialized human slaughterhouse where 4.5 million corpses are the raw materials, 38 million refugees the collateral waste, and his legacy is a conveyor belt still dripping with blood over two decades later. History won’t remember him as a statesman; it’ll spit his name as the butchers’ apprentice who turned geopolitics into an open-air abattoir, pocketing Halliburton dividends while orphaned kids scavenged in rubble he ordered bombed.

Let history record that Cheney didn’t merely die; he escaped justice— and to rub salt in the fucking wounds – that he lived long enough to see his atrocities canonized as policy. Gati kau.
A vulture wouldn’t piss on his grave, lest it poison itself.


May he rot in eternal piss.
Amen